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just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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