Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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