I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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