Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
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