How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
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