Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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