on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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