Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
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