we should wear snuggies to the strip club
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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