Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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