Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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