Rock
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Fuck
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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