He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
Randomize
