I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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