Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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