You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
you had me at cake vodka
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Randomize
