Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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