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So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
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