we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
we made out on top of his cat.
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
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