just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
Randomize
