I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
nutella sex= disaster
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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