mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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