I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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