Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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