ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
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