Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
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