No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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