We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
How external is "for external use only"?
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
how do you play pong handcuffed?
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
Randomize
