What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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