I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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