Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
he thought i was a dude.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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