There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
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