wake up i wanna do it froggy style
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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