okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
Randomize
