look no pants
im drinking this country out of the recession.
the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Randomize
