I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
Apparently oprah and I were in competition to see who's ass could get bigger this summer
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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