ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
I always "accidentally" drop a condom and make sure she sees it's a magnum. By the time I'm inside her and she realizes how small I am, it's all over in a flash and I'm done. Plus, they never call back so I never have to see the girl ever again. #gratefulforprematuretinypenis
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
On today's episode of "What the Shit Did I Do Last Night," drunk me deleted ALL of the text messages I've ever had. Awesome.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
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