it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
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