Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Hahahahahahhajahahahahajajjajahjahahajahahajajahahahajjajajahahjajajajajahahahajjjajajaahhahhahahahahahahahaha dominos taxi
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
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