PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
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