how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
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