I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
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