It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
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