dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
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