lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
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