idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
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