so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
Randomize
