How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
I'm determined to sit on that face.
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
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