Buhtt sex?
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
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