awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
I think people are normalizing furries
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
Randomize
