I swear to god Optimus Prime and Megatron are fighting in my head right now.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
Randomize
