How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
so the guy behind me in court for my DUI hearing got a DUI on a lawnmower at 1AM...he is my new hero
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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