He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
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