Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
My life is pants optional.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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