Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
how drunk was i? i pretended i was getting a blowjob from a fuckin dolphin in front of my dad. thats how drunk i was.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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